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Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
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Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
Don't ever change. Just get naked.
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Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Based on my research, as soon as I saw you I concluded that we'd be heading back to either your place or mine.
As long as I have a face, u always have a place to sit.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
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