Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
Don't ever change. Just get naked.
Based on my research, as soon as I saw you I concluded that we'd be heading back to either your place or mine.
As long as I have a face, u always have a place to sit.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?