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Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
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Pick up line: clean, cute, inappropriate
Are you emotionally unavailable or emotionally damaged?
My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Hell yeah I'm a dick...I'm addicted to you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
Breathing isn't the only thing that gets hard when I'm next to you.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow.
Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
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