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Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I'll disappear in the morning.
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Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
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Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!
You look like you'd be fun to sit next to in bed with while we both stare at our phones.
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...really close...
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
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