Inappropriate pick up lines

Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
Do you know what is the difference between conversation and sex? No? Don't you want to go to my home and talk about it?
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?
You look familiar, have we had sex before?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
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