Inappropriate pick up lines

You are my methods. I am nothing without you.
You're like my own personal brand of heroin.
Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
Want to play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!
Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
No one turns me on and off quite the way you do.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
Are You Blood, Cause My Heart Cant Survive Without You.
I suffer from germaphobia but I would take the risk to kiss you.
Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
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