I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
Nice ass... what time does it open?
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
When I'm around you I can't think straight.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?