We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
Because of you I wish I was gay. Wait. Hooray, I'm actually gay!
I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
Nice ass... what time does it open?
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
When I'm around you I can't think straight.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?