You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
When I'm around you I can't think straight.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Nice ass... what time does it open?