When I'm around you I can't think straight.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Nice ass... what time does it open?
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.