Pick up lines for gays

We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Because of you I wish I was gay. Wait. Hooray, I'm actually gay!
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cute, reverse, clean
I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, offensive
Nice ass... what time does it open?
83.37 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, cheesy
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
When I'm around you I can't think straight.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
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