I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat!
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Hey Bud. Wanna play tummy sticks?
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?