Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
Hey Bud. Wanna play tummy sticks?
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
Do you mind if I push in your stool?
Because of you I wish I was gay. Wait. Hooray, I'm actually gay!