I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat!
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
Because of you I wish I was gay. Wait. Hooray, I'm actually gay!
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.