Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!
Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.