No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.
I see you feel angry. Here's my body, punch me all you want until you released all the anger. You'll hug me afterwards.