Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
Keep talking...I'm diagnosing you.
I'd love to go on a date with you so I can explain how undateable I am.
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now is U!
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
Hey, my name's [insert your name here] and I can disappoint you in ways you've never imagined.