Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
I'm the best in rapid clothing removal.
Girl pick up your saddle because you can ride my pony all night long.
Keep talking...I'm diagnosing you.
I miss things from you that have not happened yet.
I'd love to go on a date with you so I can explain how undateable I am.
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.