I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I'll show you my clam.
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
If I was your boyfriend I would be an atheist, because I would have nothing else to ask God for.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
I'm leaving this place...want to cum?
What's the weirdest message you've ever gotten on here from someone?