Weird pick up lines

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
82.30 % 37 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny, weird
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, creepy, dirty
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, weird
Keep talking...I'm diagnosing you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, weird
I'd love to go on a date with you so I can explain how undateable I am.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, weird
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now is U!
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
Hey, my name's [insert your name here] and I can disappoint you in ways you've never imagined.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird
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