Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!
My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.
I see you feel angry. Here's my body, punch me all you want until you released all the anger. You'll hug me afterwards.
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...