You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because you're a total BaBe.
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.
I hear voices, too. Voices that say: "If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump".
Hey, my name's [insert your name here] and I can disappoint you in ways you've never imagined.
Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.