Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
What's the weirdest message you've ever gotten on here from someone?
Do you need a medic? Cause my dick is hard for you.
If I was your boyfriend I would be an atheist, because I would have nothing else to ask God for.
As long as I have a face, u always have a place to sit.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I'm brave enough to ask you out!