Weird pick up lines

No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny, doctor, weird
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, weird, reverse
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cute, nerdy, weird
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, reverse, weird
Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, clean, funny, weird
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, weird
I see you feel angry. Here's my body, punch me all you want until you released all the anger. You'll hug me afterwards.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, weird
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