Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
Hey, my name's [insert your name here] and I can disappoint you in ways you've never imagined.