If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.
I'm falling in glove with you.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel?
Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.