Weird pick up lines

You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, reverse, weird
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, clean, funny, weird
Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, weird
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, math, nerdy, weird
I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: weird, dirty
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, cute
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, reverse, weird
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: reverse, weird, cute
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse, weird
If you were a graphics calculator, I'd look at your curves all day long!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, math, weird
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