I'm the best in rapid clothing removal.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
Girl pick up your saddle because you can ride my pony all night long.
Keep talking...I'm diagnosing you.
I'd love to go on a date with you so I can explain how undateable I am.
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
Hey, my name's [insert your name here] and I can disappoint you in ways you've never imagined.