Weird pick up lines

Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, creepy, weird
I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: weird, dirty
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: football, corny, weird
Do you need a medic? Cause my dick is hard for you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
If I was your boyfriend I would be an atheist, because I would have nothing else to ask God for.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, weird
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, cute
What's the weirdest message you've ever gotten on here from someone?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, clean, weird
You defragment my life.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: engineering, weird
Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: reverse, weird, cute
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