Weird pick up lines

If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, weird, reverse
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cute, nerdy, weird
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, reverse, weird
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny, doctor, weird
I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
I'm falling in glove with you.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, weird
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, weird
Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
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