Weird pick up lines

I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...
85.69 % 23 votes
Pick up line: weird, dirty
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, creepy, weird
Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, weird
Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I'll show you my clam.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, dirty, weird
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: football, corny, weird
If I was your boyfriend I would be an atheist, because I would have nothing else to ask God for.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, weird
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, cute
I'm leaving this place...want to cum?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird, reverse
What's the weirdest message you've ever gotten on here from someone?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, clean, weird
You defragment my life.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: engineering, weird
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