I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.
As long as i have a face, u always have a place to sit.
I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
Do you need a medic? Cause my dick is hard for you.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.