I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
If you were a pill I'd overdose.
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now is U!
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
So who/what do you blame your dating profile on?
'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
My wife calls me Gordie Wowe!
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
Are you a video game, cause I think your my Destiny.