I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
I suffer from germaphobia but I would take the risk to kiss you.
You are my methods. I am nothing without you.
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.