How did your parents create you? I want to know how to make my children as beautiful as you are.
Let's play titanic I'll play iceberg and you'll go down.
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
I'm the best in rapid clothing removal.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.