Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I need a heart surgery because your love is blocking my blood circulation!
I like your shape, how'd you like to form a complex organic transition state?
I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.
Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.
What's the weirdest message you've ever gotten on here from someone?
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.