Weird pick up lines

If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, weird
The tenderness in your eyes suffocates my heart.
My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, weird
Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, weird
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, cute, weird
Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird, creepy
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean, weird
Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.
As long as i have a face, u always have a place to sit.
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