If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?
The tenderness in your eyes suffocates my heart.
My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.
As long as i have a face, u always have a place to sit.