Weird pick up lines

I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cute, cheesy, weird
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, creepy, dirty
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny, weird
I suffer from germaphobia but I would take the risk to kiss you.
You are my methods. I am nothing without you.
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, weird
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
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