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Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, creepy, dirty
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny, weird
I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.
Keep talking...I'm diagnosing you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, weird
If I was your boyfriend I would be an atheist, because I would have nothing else to ask God for.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, weird
Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, weird
You are my methods. I am nothing without you.
You've got beautiful veins.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, weird
I need a heart surgery because your love is blocking my blood circulation!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny, cute, weird
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