Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.
If I was your boyfriend I would be an atheist, because I would have nothing else to ask God for.