Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.
Keep talking...I'm diagnosing you.
If I was your boyfriend I would be an atheist, because I would have nothing else to ask God for.
Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.
You are my methods. I am nothing without you.
You've got beautiful veins.
I need a heart surgery because your love is blocking my blood circulation!