I've got you in my sights, and I'm not letting go.
I'd ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?
They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.