Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
So who/what do you blame your dating profile on?
Hey, my name's [insert your name here] and I can disappoint you in ways you've never imagined.
'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
My wife calls me Gordie Wowe!
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
Are you a video game, cause I think your my Destiny.
How did your parents create you? I want to know how to make my children as beautiful as you are.
Let's be people that can't stand each other with benefits.