Weird pick up lines

That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.
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Pick up line: haloween, corny, weird
How about you be my story and I'll be your climax?
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Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, reverse, weird
Hey girl, wanna blow my trombone?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, dirty, weird
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: science, nerdy, weird
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, weird
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
Do you sleep on your stomach? [No.] Can I?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cute, weird, cheesy
I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
It's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause i'm gonna make you sweat.
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