I'd love to go on a date with you so I can explain how undateable I am.
Do you need a medic? Cause my dick is hard for you.
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
I hear voices, too. Voices that say: "If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump".
As long as I have a face, u always have a place to sit.
Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I need a heart surgery because your love is blocking my blood circulation!