So who/what do you blame your dating profile on?
'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
My wife calls me Gordie Wowe!
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
Are you a video game, cause I think your my Destiny.
How did your parents create you? I want to know how to make my children as beautiful as you are.
Let's be people that can't stand each other with benefits.
Do you work for NASA? Because you're outta this world!
Let's play titanic I'll play iceberg and you'll go down.
Are you emotionally unavailable or emotionally damaged?