Weird pick up lines

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: reverse, weird, cute
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse, weird
If you were a graphics calculator, I'd look at your curves all day long!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, math, weird
I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart.
I'm leaving this place...want to cum?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird, reverse
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, weird
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, creepy, weird
If you were an ebay auction, I'd totally 'buy it now'.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, nerdy, weird
You defragment my life.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: engineering, weird
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I'm brave enough to ask you out!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, weird, corny
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