You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
If you were a graphics calculator, I'd look at your curves all day long!
I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart.
I'm leaving this place...want to cum?
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
If you were an ebay auction, I'd totally 'buy it now'.
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I'm brave enough to ask you out!