You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
I hear voices, too. Voices that say: "If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump".
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I need a heart surgery because your love is blocking my blood circulation!
I like your shape, how'd you like to form a complex organic transition state?
I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.
Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can practically see myself in them.
Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.