Weird pick up lines

I'd love to go on a date with you so I can explain how undateable I am.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, weird
Do you need a medic? Cause my dick is hard for you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
I hear voices, too. Voices that say: "If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump".
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, weird
As long as I have a face, u always have a place to sit.
Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird, creepy
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean, weird
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I need a heart surgery because your love is blocking my blood circulation!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny, cute, weird
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