Weird pick up lines

I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: weird, dirty
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, weird, doctor
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, cute
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, science, physics, weird
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, reverse, weird
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: reverse, weird, cute
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse, weird
If you were a graphics calculator, I'd look at your curves all day long!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, math, weird
I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart.
I'm leaving this place...want to cum?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird, reverse
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