I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
I suffer from germaphobia but I would take the risk to kiss you.
You are my methods. I am nothing without you.
Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
You're so sexy and that's a deadly sin!
You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because you're a total BaBe.
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.