Hey Girl If you were a book then I wouldn't be able to read you, cause your print is so fine.
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
I'm the best in rapid clothing removal.
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
Do you like bacoon? Wanna strip?
I can Google how to say Hi in like, 101 languages. Wanna see?
I'm alien, can I probe you?