Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
I like your shape, how'd you like to form a complex organic transition state?
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.