I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
Do you need a medic? Cause my dick is hard for you.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
I like your shape, how'd you like to form a complex organic transition state?
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?