Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
You are my methods. I am nothing without you.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
Fuck me, I'm beautiful enough to be with you all night.
Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.
Hey Girl If you were a book then I wouldn't be able to read you, cause your print is so fine.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?