Weird pick up lines

Hey Girl If you were a book then I wouldn't be able to read you, cause your print is so fine.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
I'm the best in rapid clothing removal.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: doctor, weird
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse, weird
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny, doctor, weird
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
Do you like bacoon? Wanna strip?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
I can Google how to say Hi in like, 101 languages. Wanna see?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, weird
I'm alien, can I probe you?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
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