If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.