Weird pick up lines

I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Girl pick up your saddle because you can ride my pony all night long.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, weird
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, weird
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, weird
I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, nerdy, weird
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now is U!
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird
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