Weird pick up lines

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
I like your shape, how'd you like to form a complex organic transition state?
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, creepy, dirty
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny, weird
I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.
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