They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?
Hey girl, wanna blow my trombone?
I can Google how to say Hi in like, 101 languages. Wanna see?
I'd ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.