Weird pick up lines

I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
Do you need a medic? Cause my dick is hard for you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cute, cheesy, weird
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
I like your shape, how'd you like to form a complex organic transition state?
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
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