Weird pick up lines

I'd ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, weird
It's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause i'm gonna make you sweat.
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. [Why?] Because I'd always miss you.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, clean, reverse, weird
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, weird
I'd ask for your number but your shirt has ice cream on it & I'm lactose intolerant.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, reverse, weird
The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?
They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, math, nerdy, weird
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, cute, weird
I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...
76.43 % 33 votes
Pick up line: weird, dirty
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