What's the weirdest message you've ever gotten on here from someone?
Go practise some aural so you can get all the pitches.
I miss things from you that have not happened yet.
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
Hey baby, you know "One more time" doesn't really mean one more time.
I hear voices, too. Voices that say: "If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump".
Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I'll show you my clam.
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
I'd love to go on a date with you so I can explain how undateable I am.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.