Weird pick up lines

I hear voices, too. Voices that say: "If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump".
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, weird
Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I'll show you my clam.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, dirty, weird
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
I'd love to go on a date with you so I can explain how undateable I am.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, weird
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, funny
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, cheesy, weird
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now is U!
Let's play titanic I'll play iceberg and you'll go down.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
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