I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now is U!
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
So who/what do you blame your dating profile on?
Hey, my name's [insert your name here] and I can disappoint you in ways you've never imagined.
'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
My wife calls me Gordie Wowe!
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?