I'd ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.
It's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause i'm gonna make you sweat.
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. [Why?] Because I'd always miss you.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
I'd ask for your number but your shirt has ice cream on it & I'm lactose intolerant.
The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?
They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...