Weird pick up lines

I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, nerdy, weird
You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now is U!
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
So who/what do you blame your dating profile on?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: tinder, weird
Hey, my name's [insert your name here] and I can disappoint you in ways you've never imagined.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird
'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, weird
My wife calls me Gordie Wowe!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: hockey, clean, weird
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, cheesy, weird
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