You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.
Do you work for NASA? Because you're outta this world!
It hurts! (What hurts?) When you tore out my heart and threw it across the room!
Let's play titanic I'll play iceberg and you'll go down.
Are you emotionally unavailable or emotionally damaged?
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
Do you have a sewing kit? (No, why?) Because I'm ripped!
Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
Someday I'd like you to be my emergency contact person.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.