Weird pick up lines

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, funny
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, cheesy, weird
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now is U!
Let's play titanic I'll play iceberg and you'll go down.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: creepy, cute, nerdy, weird, biology
If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, weird
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
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