Fuck me, I'm beautiful enough to be with you all night.
Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.
Hey Girl If you were a book then I wouldn't be able to read you, cause your print is so fine.
Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because you're a total BaBe.
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
Are you sure you're not a Dementor? Because I'm sure I'd die if you kissed me.