Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
Are you a video game, cause I think your my Destiny.
How did your parents create you? I want to know how to make my children as beautiful as you are.
Let's be people that can't stand each other with benefits.
You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.
Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can practically see myself in them.
Do you work for NASA? Because you're outta this world!
It hurts! (What hurts?) When you tore out my heart and threw it across the room!
Let's play titanic I'll play iceberg and you'll go down.
I suffer from germaphobia but I would take the risk to kiss you.