Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now is U!
Let's play titanic I'll play iceberg and you'll go down.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?