Weird pick up lines

Fuck me, I'm beautiful enough to be with you all night.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.
Hey Girl If you were a book then I wouldn't be able to read you, cause your print is so fine.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, weird
You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because you're a total BaBe.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, cheesy, nerdy, weird
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny, weird
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse, weird
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny, doctor, weird
You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
Are you sure you're not a Dementor? Because I'm sure I'd die if you kissed me.
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