Weird pick up lines

Settle down, sugar. I'm diabetic.
Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, weird
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, weird
Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up.
Let's not complicate things with words or feelings.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: clean, weird
Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
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