Weird pick up lines

It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
Girl pick up your saddle because you can ride my pony all night long.
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Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, weird
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
Are you a video game, cause I think your my Destiny.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty, funny, weird
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
Fuck me, I'm beautiful enough to be with you all night.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, weird
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