Weird pick up lines

Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
If I had to rate you out of 10 I'd rate you a 9...because I am the one that you are missing!
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean, weird
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
Settle down, sugar. I'm diabetic.
Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, weird
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, weird
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