It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
Girl pick up your saddle because you can ride my pony all night long.
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
Are you a video game, cause I think your my Destiny.
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
Fuck me, I'm beautiful enough to be with you all night.
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.