Weird pick up lines

My wife calls me Gordie Wowe!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: hockey, clean, weird
Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
Let's be people that can't stand each other with benefits.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy, weird
Someday I'd like you to be my emergency contact person.
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny, weird
You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because you're a total BaBe.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, cheesy, nerdy, weird
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny, doctor, weird
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse, weird
The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?
How about you be my story and I'll be your climax?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, reverse, weird
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