My wife calls me Gordie Wowe!
Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
Let's be people that can't stand each other with benefits.
Someday I'd like you to be my emergency contact person.
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because you're a total BaBe.
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?
How about you be my story and I'll be your climax?