Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
If I had to rate you out of 10 I'd rate you a 9...because I am the one that you are missing!
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
Settle down, sugar. I'm diabetic.
Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.