Are you a video game, cause I think your my Destiny.
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
Fuck me, I'm beautiful enough to be with you all night.
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.
I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!
Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can practically see myself in them.
I suffer from germaphobia but I would take the risk to kiss you.