According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
Excuse me, I am really attracted to you and according to Newton's Laws of Gravitation, you're attracted to me, too.
Hey baby if I supply the voltage and you a little resistance, imagine the current we can make together. (V=IR => (V/R)=I)
Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?