My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
Excuse me, I am really attracted to you and according to Newton's Laws of Gravitation, you're attracted to me, too.
Hey baby if I supply the voltage and you a little resistance, imagine the current we can make together. (V=IR => (V/R)=I)
Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.