Physics pick up lines

Let's exchange fermions!
Your lab bench, or mine?
75.86 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cute, funny, physics, nerdy
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some "electron density".
75.86 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, physics, science
Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I'm feeling a covalent bond between us.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, physics, corny
You're so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor melt down.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, physics, nerdy
Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, clean, nerdy, physics
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Your eyes radiate life like supernovas.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: science, physics, clean, cute
I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cute, nerdy, physics, dirty
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