I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some "electron density".
Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I'm feeling a covalent bond between us.
You're so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor melt down.
Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Your eyes radiate life like supernovas.
I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.