Physics pick up lines

Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, science, physics, weird
Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, physics, cute
Baby you give my electrons a positive charge.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, physics
Top quark or bottom quark?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, physics
How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy, physics
Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy, science, physics
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, nerdy, physics
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: physics, corny, nerdy
I don't know if you study the stars, but the odds that you're coming home with me are astronomical.
My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some "electron density".
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, physics, science
Pick up lines for

Special pick up lines