Physics pick up lines

Let's exchange fermions!
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: physics, science
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, nerdy, physics
Your lab bench, or mine?
75.86 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cute, funny, physics, nerdy
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
75.86 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, nerdy, physics
My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some "electron density".
75.86 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, physics, science
Are you the sun? Because my world revolves around you.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, physics
Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy, physics, science
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: physics, corny, nerdy
Pick up lines for

Special pick up lines