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Game of hide the sausage?
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, creepy, dirty, funny
Guy: Can I see your hand? I want to tell you your fortune (taking girl's hand and writing phone number on it) Guy: There's your future.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
You know what would look cute? You and I, on a wedding cake together.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
Would you like a PUCK?
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny, dirty
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, offensive
I can ride a motorcycle and play a card game at the same time, hon.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, funny
I only play in the short grass.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, golf
I'm just asserting my right to relief which has been arising out of this action.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: biology, nerdy, cheesy
I heard that you have a good dentist. Mind if I try out his work?
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, clean, cute
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