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Game of hide the sausage?
88.15 % 20 votes
Pick up line: tinder, creepy, dirty, funny
Would you like a PUCK?
88.15 % 20 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny, dirty
Can you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he's a lucky man?
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I spend 16 hours a day thinking about you and 8 hours dreaming of you.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, offensive
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cute, cheesy, clean
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, corny, cheesy
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