Best pick up lines ever

I'd like to be one of the unhealthy things you pust inside your body this weekend.
Fell free to use my face as a mechanical bull.
You want to know how to play the saxophone? Why, it's easy. You just blow a lot and sometimes use your tongue. Would you like to try?
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny
You make all parts of me stand at attention.
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty, corny
You must be the oppositions net, because I can't wait to be inside you.
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny, dirty
Nice set of parabolas!
If you cannot sleep at night, don't count stars, count on me.
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
Let's play a love game. I'll be Alejandro, you be Lady Gaga and I'll let you take a ride on my disco stick. Composers always score.
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny
Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny, dirty, cheesy
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