Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
<you><me></me></you> – I'm into you.
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
I'm the best in rapid clothing removal.
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
How about changing positions? It'll be more comfortable.