Girl: I love you. Boy: I love you too. Girl: Prove it. Scream it to the world. Boy: "whispers in ear" I love you. Girl: Why'd you whisper it to me? Boy: Because you are my world.
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
First love is important, but last love is very important. First love changes nature, but last love changes life.