I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
I hear you're a second bass. Want to go to third with me?
I'd love to wake up next to you in the morning.
Want to get dinner sometime? (Yeah, I'm old fashioned.)
Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good on my stem.
You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hours a day. I never seem to get enough of you.
Are you lonely? Because I'm an app for that.
Let's go on a date to see how expensive everything has gotten since we were actually single.
Is your daddy a baker? Because you're sweet as hell!
No ring? You should be someone's husband.