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Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
<you><me></me></you> – I'm into you.
88.15 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, nerdy
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
88.15 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
I'm the best in rapid clothing removal.
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: doctor, weird
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, cute
How about changing positions? It'll be more comfortable.
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty
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