If you don't mind people you don't know following you, I suggest either joining Twitter or giving me your daily schedule.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
First love is important, but last love is very important. First love changes nature, but last love changes life.
Right now we're just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
Hey baby, what's your sine?
I like bricks, you like sand. Why don't we build a relationship?
I'll let you be the dominant.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.