Game of hide the sausage?
Can you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he's a lucky man?
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
I spend 16 hours a day thinking about you and 8 hours dreaming of you.
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.