I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm a businessman. I work in orifices, got any openings?
You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
Are you made of Flourine, Iodine and Neon! Cause You're F-I-Ne.
You be the battery, I'll be the aluminum foil and together we'll light up the world.
Baby you give my electrons a positive charge.