Best pick up lines ever

I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...
88.15 % 20 votes
Pick up line: weird, dirty
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
87.60 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny
I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.
87.60 % 19 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, dirty
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
87.60 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I'm a businessman. I work in orifices, got any openings?
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty
You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, corny, funny
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute
Are you made of Flourine, Iodine and Neon! Cause You're F-I-Ne.
You be the battery, I'll be the aluminum foil and together we'll light up the world.
86.40 % 30 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean, nerdy, physics, science
Baby you give my electrons a positive charge.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, physics
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