I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...
Baby you give my electrons a positive charge.
Baby! You're sweeter than fructose.
I don't know if you study the stars, but the odds that you're coming home with me are astronomical.
My house is definitely not a palace, but you are the princess of my heart.
(While holding a flower) Hi. I was just showing this rose what beautiful looks like.
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
How many positions can you get into?
Even though I saw you just for a second, it made my day.