I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...
Baby you give my electrons a positive charge.
Baby! You're sweeter than fructose.
I don't know if you study the stars, but the odds that you're coming home with me are astronomical.
My house is definitely not a palace, but you are the princess of my heart.
(While holding a flower) Hi. I was just showing this rose what beautiful looks like.
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
How many positions can you get into?
Even though I saw you just for a second, it made my day.
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.