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I hope you're a plumber, 'cause you got my pipe leaking.
Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christian, cheesy, clean
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Do you have some water? Because you set my heart on fire.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
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