If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
I want to not fall in love with you all over again.
I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!
They call me "the fireman" because I turn the hoes on.
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
I'm the best in rapid clothing removal.
You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.