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I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: biology, clean
Your words make you more kissable.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
You're the only thing I need in my Room of Requirement.
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cute, nerdy, math
I wanna duet with you.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, music
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse
Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop?
85.98 % 29 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, dirty, haloween
(Guy holding out hand): Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?
85.98 % 29 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
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