Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
I want to go up and down all your scales.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? "No." Well then, please start.
If you're not looking at me, I don't exist.
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
Mind if I stare at you up close instead of across the room?