Baby! You're sweeter than fructose.
My house is definitely not a palace, but you are the princess of my heart.
How many positions can you get into?
Even though I saw you just for a second, it made my day.
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
You must play a horn, because yo make me so horny.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.
We're as compatible as two similar Tablets.
You are more than beautiful.