Favorite day of the week?
Do you have 11 protons? Cause you're Sodium fine.
Do you need a medic? Cause my dick is hard for you.
You have a trojan? Hmm...I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.
Baby, you're like Katy Perry's single "California Gurls" (Why's that?) Cause I just can't get you out of my head!
The fire might be out but you are still smoking hot.
Thanks for not lying on your online profile.
What is long and hard, and right behind you?