I know Black Friday just passed, but...Clothes are 100% off at my place.
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Your eyes radiate life like supernovas.
Hey girl! Wanna slide down my pole.
I wanna hear you scream like the siren.
Most people like to watch the Superbowl, because it only happens once a year, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.
Hey girl, what's the drop rate on those pants?
Want to get dinner sometime? (Yeah, I'm old fashioned.)
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.