What do you see? [Nothing]. That's my life without you.
Know what I like best about you? You haven't Maced me yet.
You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.
I must be from Alderaan, because you just blew up my world.
I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.
If we were connected on Linkedin, I'd endorse you all night long.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you today, I would have a million dollars, but the money wouldn't matter because I'd have you.
I googled your name earlier...I clicked on 'I'm Feeling Lucky.'
Need me to unzip your files?
I tell you things sober I don't even tell other people drunk.