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When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
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Pick up line: clean, cute
Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
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Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
I want you in my mouth.
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Pick up line: dirty
My attraction to you is an inversed square law.
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Pick up line: cute, clean, nerdy, math
Let's make some sweet music together, honey.
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Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy, music
Although you seem content, you also seem quite alone over here. Can I interrupt your reverie?
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Pick up line: clean
Hey baby, wanna form a zygote?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, biology, science
Where do you hide your halo?
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
How does it feel? (What?) To be the only star in the sky.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty
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