When I'm eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my lifes: getting married, having kids and the first time i layed eyes on you.
What would you rather have from me? A. A nice date. Restaurant and a movie? B. Meaningful intelligent conversations? C. Multiple orgasms?
Hey, that's a cute dress. Do you know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you are beautiful individual.
I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.