Best pick up lines ever

You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, dirty
You're so saxy.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, corny, funny
Basses are not the only thing I'm good at fingering.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, dirty
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, creepy, cute, dirty
If you were an element, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive.
Hey baby, how about you let me probe your ports, and you can dereference my pointer?
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, dirty
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I'll take it accelerando so you can crescendo to a forte.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music
Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: math, dirty
What's the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?] I'm not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny, cute
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