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I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny
Hey, where are you going? (Home.) You're not just going to leave me here like this, are you?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
Give it back. (Give what back?) My breath.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Hey, I've never kissed a mocha chocolatte brown sugar caramel kahlua toffee frappuccino dulce de leche gingerbread hershey's syrup girl before.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, weird
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is November 1, 2016, at 9:15 PM. Thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean, cheesy, clean, cute
Ever heard of Metalica? Because you could ride my lightning.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, music
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