Dogs or cats? There is only one right answer.
Somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
You are the only fish in the sea for me.
Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You were on my wish list.
Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.
Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
You. Me. At the dam snack bar in 5.