You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby.
Basses are not the only thing I'm good at fingering.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
If you were an element, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive.
Hey baby, how about you let me probe your ports, and you can dereference my pointer?
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
I'll take it accelerando so you can crescendo to a forte.
Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.
What's the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?] I'm not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.