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The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
I can't taste my lips. Could you do it for me?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I hope you're a plumber, 'cause you got my pipe leaking.
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Thanks for not lying on your online profile.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: christian, cheesy, clean
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, cute
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
How does it feel? (What?) To be the only star in the sky.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
How many positions can you get into?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, dirty, nerdy
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