The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
I can't taste my lips. Could you do it for me?
I hope you're a plumber, 'cause you got my pipe leaking.
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Thanks for not lying on your online profile.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
How does it feel? (What?) To be the only star in the sky.
How many positions can you get into?