Is your name "Breaststroke"? Because you make my knees weak.
I ain't no hipster, but I can make your hips stir.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Hey, my name's [insert your name here] and I can disappoint you in ways you've never imagined.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
If everyone looked the same what would make you stand out?
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I can't move-on!
Excuse me, do you believe in premarital sax?
I just want you to know, I think you have beautiful eyes but I bet they're no match for that beautiful soul you have.