Lately I've wondered if love is worth fighting for love. But when I look at you, I know I'm ready for war.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can still make your bed rock.
Do you want to know what's always up and never gets tired? My dick.
How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.
Hey, I've never kissed a mocha chocolatte brown sugar caramel kahlua toffee frappuccino dulce de leche gingerbread hershey's syrup girl before.
Hey, where are you going? (Home.) You're not just going to leave me here like this, are you?
Here you go ~ HOT TEA. 'Cause that's what you are A HOTTIE.
Is the rest of you as pretty as your eyes?
Are you lost? 'Cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.