My love, when you suffer an eye disease, do you go to an ophthalmologist or to a jeweler?
Are you a crayon? Cause you bring color to my life.
Hey, I've never kissed a mocha chocolatte brown sugar caramel kahlua toffee frappuccino dulce de leche gingerbread hershey's syrup girl before.
If I were a cop, I'd arrest you.
Blink, if you want me.
Hey, lets play farmer. You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed.
Hey, just finished 873 pushups, pretty tired.
Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
So...how hard do you work to look this beautiful?