I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can't get some love, I'd like to get a piece.
When I'm eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my lifes: getting married, having kids and the first time i layed eyes on you.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It's the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.