Ooh, I love your accent...what is it, agogic?
I think I love you but I can't be sure until I kiss you...
How many positions can you get into?
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
You are more than beautiful.
You get me even more aroused than a political commentator gets during a government shutdown.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp!
Hey baby, wanna form a zygote?
Kiss me now if you think that I got it all wrong. But vampires exist, right?
You've got something on your back! (What?) Angel wings!