If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
Do you know how I can get verified on Twitter? Asking for a friend...
There's not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you.
I wanna be the pericardium that embraces your heart.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
If you're here, who's running heaven?
Quo vadis?
Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?