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Hey baby, how about you let me probe your ports, and you can dereference my pointer?
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, dirty
Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
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Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, clean
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I'll take it accelerando so you can crescendo to a forte.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: math, dirty
What's the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?] I'm not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny, cute
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, because I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
I wanna eat your pussy, like a fat kid eats cake.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty
How about we go back to my room so we can practice simple harmonic motion?
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
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