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You see that door over there? Let's go out.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
Hey, that's a cute dress. Do you know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you are beautiful individual.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
My attraction to you is an inversed square law.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean, nerdy, math
I will love you until I forget who you are.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, reverse
Why it's not a good ideal to pick up dates online? Because you can receive a virus.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You can have the portkey to my heart.
Most people would agree that society these days has lost a bit of it's civility. It's a shame. You have excellent posture.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, nerdy
Hey Baby, wanna come back to my lab and work with my microprocessor?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, engineering
Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, funny
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