Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby.
I'd trade an arm and a leg to get a piece of your philosopher's stone.
Slow down girl, you're giving me a woodwind.
You're pretty emotionally unavailable for someone who shares every single one of their feelings on social media.
Do you want the long part or the short part?
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
If you cannot sleep at night, don't count stars, count on me.