Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.

You have a trojan? Hmm...I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.

You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!

How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

There is an equation on my feelings towards you right now. Why don't you google for it: (sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5

My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate.

Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!

<you><me></me></you> – I'm into you.

Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.