If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one.
I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.
My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded.
You get me even more aroused than a political commentator gets during a government shutdown.
I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
Most people would agree that society these days has lost a bit of it's civility. It's a shame. You have excellent posture.
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
Did you know math is just like sex? First you have to Subtract your clothes, Add yourself to the bed, Divide your legs, then there's a 50 % chance that you will multiply.
I'm so glad that life is in HD so that I can enjoy every stunning pixel of you.
This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.