Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.
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Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
You have a trojan? Hmm...I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.
How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.
Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.