I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
The game's getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?
Are you in the on deck circle, or is that halo?
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.
We must be in the bullpen because you're warming me up.