Do you know what the Indiana Pacers and I have in common? Solid D.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger
Are you Sonny Gray? Because I just wanna stare at your curves all day.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.