Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon when he steals bases!
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
Do you know what the Indiana Pacers and I have in common? Solid D.
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.