Do you know what the Indiana Pacers and I have in common? Solid D.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger
Are you Sonny Gray? Because I just wanna stare at your curves all day.