I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).
The game's getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I'm a long reliever.
Are you in the on deck circle, or is that halo?