Do you know what the Indiana Pacers and I have in common? Solid D.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).