The game's getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?
Are you in the on deck circle, or is that halo?
I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
Hello. I am a professional baseball player.
I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
We must be in the bullpen because you're warming me up.
What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby.