You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
Do you know what the Indiana Pacers and I have in common? Solid D.
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.