I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger
Are you Sonny Gray? Because I just wanna stare at your curves all day.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).
I wield a big stick.
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
My dugout, or yours?