Are you Sonny Gray? Because I just wanna stare at your curves all day.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).
I wield a big stick.
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
My dugout, or yours?
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
Are you in the on deck circle, or is that halo?
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.