As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
The game's getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?
Are you in the on deck circle, or is that halo?
I know I'm out of options, but I'll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender.
Would you just take one for the team, and go out with me?
After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.