The game's getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?
I know I'm out of options, but I'll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender.
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.
You can call me the A's because I'm destroying that Kitty right now.
Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.