If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger
Are you Sonny Gray? Because I just wanna stare at your curves all day.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).