Baby, you're like a student and I'm like a math book...you solve all my problems.

I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don't believe me? Well, then, let's try it with your phone number.

My love for you is like y=2^x... exponentially growing.

Can I have your significant digits?

Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.

Nice set of parabolas!

Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.

I'll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.