I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.

My attraction to you is an inversed square law.

My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate.

There is an equation on my feelings towards you right now. Why don't you google for it: (sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5

If i were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.

I'd like to plug my solution into your equation.

Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one.

My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded.