I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

I'd like to plug my solution into your equation.

If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?

If i were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.

My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded.

Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

You've got more curves than a triple integral.

Do you need math help? Wanna expand my polynomial?

Wanna couple our equations tonight?

Will you be my derivative? I'll be the area under your curves.