Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.

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If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?

I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?

Hey...nice asymptote.

Did you know math is just like sex? First you have to Subtract your clothes, Add yourself to the bed, Divide your legs, then there's a 50 % chance that you will multiply.

Can I explore your mean value?

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