The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.

I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.

If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one.

I don't like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Hey baby, what's your sine?

Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?

By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

Baby, you're the invariant of the algorithm of my heart.