Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

You've got more curves than a triple integral.

Do you need math help? Wanna expand my polynomial?

Wanna couple our equations tonight?

Will you be my derivative? I'll be the area under your curves.

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.

I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

There is an equation on my feelings towards you right now. Why don't you google for it: (sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5

I don't like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?