My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.

I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

There is an equation on my feelings towards you right now. Why don't you google for it: (sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5

I don't like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?

I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?

I think Pythagorean Theorem won't work on you. You're so damn acute.

You must be the square root of two cause I feel irrational around you.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Hey baby, what's your sine?