The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.
I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one.
I don't like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
Hey baby, what's your sine?
Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?
By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
Baby, you're the invariant of the algorithm of my heart.