If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one.

I don't like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Hey baby, what's your sine?

Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?

By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

Baby, you're the invariant of the algorithm of my heart.

Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!

My love for you is like pi... never ending.

I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.