You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. We're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

My love for you is the null hypothesis and you'll always fail to reject it.

How can i know a hundred digits of PI? But not the 7 digits of your phone number.

I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect and union you.

Hey girl, what's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you're the 1.

I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.

If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.

My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.