I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

My love for you is like y=2^x... exponentially growing.

Can I explore your mean value?

If you were a graphics calculator, I'd look at your curves all day long!

Hey girl, what's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you're the 1.

My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.

I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.

Let's make like a transcription factor and response element and turn things on.

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.

If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.