I love you with all my circles, not my heart, because heart's break and circles go on forever.

Did you know math is just like sex? First you have to Subtract your clothes, Add yourself to the bed, Divide your legs, then there's a 50 % chance that you will multiply.

You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. We're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

How can i know a hundred digits of PI? But not the 7 digits of your phone number.

Hey girl, what's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you're the 1.

I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.

If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.

My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.