Can I explore your mean value?

What say we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?

If you were a graphics calculator, I'd look at your curves all day long!

Hey girl, what's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you're the 1.

My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.

I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.

Let's make like a transcription factor and response element and turn things on.

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.

If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.