I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.
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Will you be my derivative? I'll be the area under your curves.
If i were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
You've got more curves than a triple integral.
Do you need math help? Wanna expand my polynomial?
Wanna couple our equations tonight?
If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one.
My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded.
I don't like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.