Math pick up lines

I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cute, nerdy, math
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don't believe me? Well, then, let's try it with your phone number.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, math
Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, math
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, math, science
My love for you is the null hypothesis and you'll always fail to reject it.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: math, clean, corny, science, nerdy
Nice set of parabolas!
Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, math, science
Hey...nice asymptote.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, math
Baby, I know my math, and you have one significant figure.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, math, nerdy
You plus me equals we.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: math, cheesy, clean
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