I think Pythagorean Theorem won't work on you. You're so damn acute.

I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?

You've got more curves than a triple integral.

Do you need math help? Wanna expand my polynomial?

Wanna couple our equations tonight?

Will you be my derivative? I'll be the area under your curves.

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.

You must be the square root of two cause I feel irrational around you.

I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.