Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
I finished law school and I'm not in debt.
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war.
Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!
What's the most embarrassing thing I'll find if I Google you?
Where do astronauts hang out?