Funny pick up lines

Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? Because I'm planning to save all my love for you.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, funny, science
One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny
Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny
Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: engineering, funny, nerdy
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
81.07 % 118 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section – because you could melt all this stuff.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
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