Funny pick up lines

Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
84.75 % 72 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
84.55 % 62 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
Nice smartphone. It'd look even better in the universal charger on my nightstand.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
82.82 % 29 votes
Pick up line: tinder, funny, offensive
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Do you believe in one night stands?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, reverse
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
I like bricks, you like sand. Why don't we build a relationship?
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