Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
If you don't mind people you don't know following you, I suggest either joining Twitter or giving me your daily schedule.
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
The last time I saw you, I was dreaming.