Funny pick up lines

If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
82.82 % 29 votes
Pick up line: funny, cheesy
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, funny, science
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
82.20 % 112 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny
Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, cute, nerdy, funny
Recent studies show that we should date.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
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