Funny pick up lines

Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
82.73 % 101 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
82.56 % 100 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
I finished law school and I'm not in debt.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, funny
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, funny, science
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: funny, cheesy
One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny
Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny
What's the most embarrassing thing I'll find if I Google you?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
Where do astronauts hang out?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
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