Funny pick up lines

Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
85.32 % 75 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
85.22 % 65 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
84.26 % 32 votes
Pick up line: tinder, funny, offensive
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny, reverse
Let's play Titanic! When I say "iceberg," you go down.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: funny, cheesy
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, funny, science
The last time I saw you, I was dreaming.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, cheesy
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