Funny pick up lines

Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?
86.68 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
84.13 % 69 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
83.02 % 80 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: funny, cheesy
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, funny, science
(Guy holding out hand): Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny
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