Funny pick up lines

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
84.13 % 69 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
83.22 % 81 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, weird
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: funny, cheesy
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, funny, science
(Guy holding out hand): Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
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