If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war.
Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You're A Blessing.