Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
Nice smartphone. It'd look even better in the universal charger on my nightstand.
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
Do you believe in one night stands?
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before
Boy: I think we should hook up!
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
I like bricks, you like sand. Why don't we build a relationship?