Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Let's play Titanic! When I say "iceberg," you go down.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
Let's go on a date to see how expensive everything has gotten since we were actually single.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.