Funny pick up lines

Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
83.77 % 92 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
83.43 % 90 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
(Guy holding out hand): Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?
82.82 % 29 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, funny, science
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: funny, cheesy
One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny
Game of hide the sausage?
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: tinder, creepy, dirty, funny
Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny
Your putt looks great in those jeans.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: funny, golf, cheesy
I won't shoot first in bed.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
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