Funny pick up lines

Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
85.51 % 76 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Let's play Titanic! When I say "iceberg," you go down.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
83.69 % 67 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, reverse
Let's go on a date to see how expensive everything has gotten since we were actually single.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: funny, cheesy
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, funny, science
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