Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
Nice smartphone. It'd look even better in the universal charger on my nightstand.
Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
Do you believe in one night stands?
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.