Funny pick up lines

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
84.10 % 94 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
82.97 % 95 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I won't shoot first in bed.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
You must be going to hell, because it's a sin to look that good.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy, cute, funny
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, funny, science
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: funny, cheesy
One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny
Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny
I Have Raisins How About a Date.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
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