Funny pick up lines

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
84.34 % 70 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
83.41 % 82 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Game of hide the sausage?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, creepy, dirty, funny
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: funny, cheesy
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, funny, science
(Guy holding out hand): Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
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