Funny pick up lines

Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
84.22 % 78 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
83.69 % 67 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
I Have Raisins How About a Date.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: funny, cheesy
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, funny, science
The last time I saw you, I was dreaming.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, cheesy
(Guy holding out hand): Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
I'll give you kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
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