Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Let's play Titanic! When I say "iceberg," you go down.
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
The last time I saw you, I was dreaming.