Funny pick up lines

If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
82.82 % 29 votes
Pick up line: funny, cheesy
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
82.37 % 106 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, funny, science
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
81.88 % 103 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny
Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You're A Blessing.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: christian, cute, clean, funny
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