Funny pick up lines

Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
85.14 % 74 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
84.78 % 63 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
If you don't mind people you don't know following you, I suggest either joining Twitter or giving me your daily schedule.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
83.81 % 31 votes
Pick up line: tinder, funny, offensive
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny, doctor, weird
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, nerdy, reverse
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: funny, cheesy
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, funny, science
The last time I saw you, I was dreaming.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, cheesy
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