Funny pick up lines

How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, cute, funny, reverse
Real Talk. Who would you want on your team during a zombie apocalypse?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
My personal trainer told me that I have to come over and talk to you for 3 minutes as part of my routine.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
You're so saxy.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, corny, funny
Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, clean, funny
Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, weird
If my love was an ocean, it would take two planes to cross it.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, nerdy, reverse
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