Funny pick up lines

Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
Can you catch? Cause I have 2 balls comin at ya.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, creepy, cute, dirty
We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh's.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: engineering, corny, funny
Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, clean, funny, weird
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
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