Funny pick up lines

Is this place just steamed up or is it just you?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It's the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I can't taste my lips. Could you do it for me?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Let's go from emailing to texting.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, nerdy
You see that door over there? Let's go out.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Your exquisite breasts have exacerbated my asthma.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, nerdy
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, clean, funny
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
80.49 % 108 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
Roses are red, violets are blue, wouldn't it be better if right now i were on top of you?
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute
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