Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.
If my love was an ocean, it would take two planes to cross it.
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
I Have Raisins How About a Date.
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!