You're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza.
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I finished law school and I'm not in debt.
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
Want to go get drunk and make some bad decisions?
I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
Are you a magician? Because your making my penis levitate.