Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck...(wait for a second for her reaction)...ing drink?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Recent studies show that we should date.
Kiss me now if you think that I got it all wrong. But vampires exist, right?
Thanks for not lying on your online profile.
I'm in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.
I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can't get some love, I'd like to get a piece.
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan.
Are you a angel? Cause I'm allergic to feathers * fake sneeze *