How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
Real Talk. Who would you want on your team during a zombie apocalypse?
My personal trainer told me that I have to come over and talk to you for 3 minutes as part of my routine.
You're so saxy.
Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.
If my love was an ocean, it would take two planes to cross it.
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!
Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.