Funny pick up lines

I envy your lipstick.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
You must be Windows Vista because you've got me feeling so unstable.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: science, cheesy, funny
I lost my number can I borrow yours.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
Is that a mirror in your afternoon dress? Because I can see myself in it, much to the dismay of your noble family.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I love to watch you listen to me talk about myself.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I would be a competitor to the World Bank.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny, corny
Here you go ~ HOT TEA. 'Cause that's what you are A HOTTIE.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, weird
I think you have something on your butt. Oh wait that's just my eyes.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
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