Is this place just steamed up or is it just you?
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It's the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
I can't taste my lips. Could you do it for me?
Let's go from emailing to texting.
You see that door over there? Let's go out.
Your exquisite breasts have exacerbated my asthma.
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
Roses are red, violets are blue, wouldn't it be better if right now i were on top of you?