Funny pick up lines

You're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza.
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
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Pick up line: dog, corny, clean, funny
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
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Pick up line: haloween, cheesy, corny, funny
I finished law school and I'm not in debt.
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Pick up line: lawyer, funny
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
Want to go get drunk and make some bad decisions?
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, funny
Are you a magician? Because your making my penis levitate.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
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