Funny pick up lines

You must be Windows Vista because you've got me feeling so unstable.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: science, cheesy, funny
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
I lost my number can I borrow yours.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, weird
They say swimming promotes good body posture and fluid movements, but have you ever noticed how the ducks walk?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: funny
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, dirty, funny
Here you go ~ HOT TEA. 'Cause that's what you are A HOTTIE.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
I think you have something on your butt. Oh wait that's just my eyes.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I would be a competitor to the World Bank.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny, corny
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