Funny pick up lines

Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck...(wait for a second for her reaction)...ing drink?
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Pick up line: corny, funny
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Recent studies show that we should date.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Kiss me now if you think that I got it all wrong. But vampires exist, right?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Thanks for not lying on your online profile.
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Pick up line: corny, funny
I'm in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can't get some love, I'd like to get a piece.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Are you a angel? Cause I'm allergic to feathers * fake sneeze *
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
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