Where do astronauts hang out?
You must be going to hell, because it's a sin to look that good.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It's the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
I can't taste my lips. Could you do it for me?
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
Let's go from emailing to texting.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
Favorite pick up line. GO!
If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.