Funny pick up lines

I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, weird
They say swimming promotes good body posture and fluid movements, but have you ever noticed how the ducks walk?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: funny
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, dirty, funny
Here you go ~ HOT TEA. 'Cause that's what you are A HOTTIE.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
I think you have something on your butt. Oh wait that's just my eyes.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I would be a competitor to the World Bank.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny, corny
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, corny, funny
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
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