Funny pick up lines

I love to watch you listen to me talk about myself.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Let's do it kitty style.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty
I knew you were the one when the pick up lines I've been using for years actually worked on you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, funny
Is your name "Breaststroke"? Because you make my knees weak.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
I'm sorry but I have to tell you what people say behind your back... luxury ass!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cute, funny
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
They say swimming promotes good body posture and fluid movements, but have you ever noticed how the ducks walk?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: funny
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Are you the energizer bunny? Cause you just keep going and doing and going through my mind.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
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