Funny pick up lines

Real Talk. Who would you want on your team during a zombie apocalypse?
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
I seem to have lost my hesitation with talking to strangers online, can I borrow some of yours?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, clean, funny
My personal trainer told me that I have to come over and talk to you for 3 minutes as part of my routine.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
I know Black Friday just passed, but...Clothes are 100% off at my place.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Your belly button is in the wrong place! It should be on top on mine!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
You're so saxy.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, corny, funny
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, clean, funny
Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, weird
If my love was an ocean, it would take two planes to cross it.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
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