I'm straight-edge but I got drunk looking at you.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
I'm sorry but I have to tell you what people say behind your back... luxury ass!
Let's get hoth and heavy.
I knew you were the one when the pick up lines I've been using for years actually worked on you.
How much do all of Santa's reindeer weigh? Enough to break the ice.
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
Are you the energizer bunny? Cause you just keep going and doing and going through my mind.
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