I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
Can you catch? Cause I have 2 balls comin at ya.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh's.
Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
Let's play Titanic! When I say "iceberg," you go down.