Funny pick up lines

Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
I wanna get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard...so, you wanna go running?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
We always come when we are called.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: funny
Those clothes look uncomfortable...Need me to cut them off for you?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, funny
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny, weird
Come into my office and take off your pants.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
I'd take all the chairs away just to have you sit on my face tonight.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
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