Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
I can't taste my lips. Could you do it for me?
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
Let's go from emailing to texting.
Roses are red, violets are blue, wouldn't it be better if right now i were on top of you?
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
You look lovely, I would be honored if you will accompany me to a modestly priced meal at Red Lobster and then a night of romantic movies and board games.
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.