Funny pick up lines

I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, reverse
I like you more than Umbridge likes pink. And torture.
Let's go on a date to see how expensive everything has gotten since we were actually single.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, cute, nerdy, funny
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, funny, reverse
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse, weird
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
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