I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back..."Nice ass!"
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You're A Blessing.
Hey Girl, Do you love water? That means you love 80% of me!
Whew! You're hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Let's drag out this excruciatingly ill-fated romance until there isn't even a remote possibility of salvaging a friendship.
Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion