Funny pick up lines

Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I can't taste my lips. Could you do it for me?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
Let's go from emailing to texting.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, nerdy
Roses are red, violets are blue, wouldn't it be better if right now i were on top of you?
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, cute, weird
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
You look lovely, I would be honored if you will accompany me to a modestly priced meal at Red Lobster and then a night of romantic movies and board games.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, nerdy
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