I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
Let's go on a date to see how expensive everything has gotten since we were actually single.
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?