Funny pick up lines

I'm going to stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw someone better for me.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Hi, my name is (name), how do you like me so far?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I knew you were the one when the pick up lines I've been using for years actually worked on you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, funny
Is that a mirror in your afternoon dress? Because I can see myself in it, much to the dismay of your noble family.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I'm sorry but I have to tell you what people say behind your back... luxury ass!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cute, funny
I'm straight-edge but I got drunk looking at you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, cute, funny, cheesy
Is your name "Breaststroke"? Because you make my knees weak.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
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