Funny pick up lines

I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back..."Nice ass!"
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, clean, funny
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You're A Blessing.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: christian, cute, clean, funny
Hey Girl, Do you love water? That means you love 80% of me!
Whew! You're hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, funny
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Let's drag out this excruciatingly ill-fated romance until there isn't even a remote possibility of salvaging a friendship.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, reverse
Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: funny
Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, cheesy, clean
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