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Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: creepy, funny, doctor
Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, golf, cheesy
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
You know, less teeth means more tongue!
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
Where do you hide your halo?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
Hey what's going on? Hey what's going on? Hey what's going on?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
I finished law school and I'm not in debt.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, funny
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.
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