I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back..."Nice ass!"
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!
You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here.
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
I'm straight-edge but I got drunk looking at you.
So, I hear you're a "service provider"?
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Favorite pick up line. GO!