Funny pick up lines

You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, science
Your breasts must be made of sand…because I want to bury my head in them.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Those clothes look uncomfortable...Need me to cut them off for you?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, funny
I wanna get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard...so, you wanna go running?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
My part is hard. Maybe you can help me with it.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty, funny
I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: funny
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