Funny pick up lines

I'll shock the socks off you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, funny
I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, nerdy, cheesy, funny
Game of hide the sausage?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, creepy, dirty, funny
Wanna be lab partners?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, funny
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse
Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, cute, funny
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Real Talk. Who would you want on your team during a zombie apocalypse?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
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