Funny pick up lines

Are you a magician? Because your making my penis levitate.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Would you prefer to fight 100 duck size horses or 1 horse size duck?
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Pick up line: tinder, cute, funny
(While holding a flower) Hi. I was just showing this rose what beautiful looks like.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Lick finger and touch her shirt: "Let's get you out of those wet clothes."
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, corny, funny
You must be going to hell, because it's a sin to look that good.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy, cute, funny
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
I've been noticing you not noticing me.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: funny
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