Funny pick up lines

I'm about to dive into the sea...that pu-sea.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, weird
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, reverse
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...really close...
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
They say swimming promotes good body posture and fluid movements, but have you ever noticed how the ducks walk?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: funny
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
You were mint for me.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
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