Were you staring at my crotch?
Hi, can you let me concentrate on something else for a change?
When Santa saw you he came early.
Hell yeah I'm a dick...I'm addicted to you.
Is you name Daniel? Because you got me like Damnnnnmmnn.
I know I'm not a grocery item, but I can tell when you're checking me out.
Your eyes are as brown as the Hudson river.
I just called an ambulance because you made my heart skip a beat.
I bet you $40 you're going to turn me down.
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!