Are you a magician? Because your making my penis levitate.
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Would you prefer to fight 100 duck size horses or 1 horse size duck?
(While holding a flower) Hi. I was just showing this rose what beautiful looks like.
Lick finger and touch her shirt: "Let's get you out of those wet clothes."
You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
You must be going to hell, because it's a sin to look that good.
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.
I've been noticing you not noticing me.