Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I just called an ambulance because you made my heart skip a beat.
I heard that good looks can kill...So, please don't look at me. I don't wanna see you die!
Hi, I have big feet.
Is you name Daniel? Because you got me like Damnnnnmmnn.
WAIT, don't drink that. Don't you know that makes your chest grow to twice its normal size? Oh, I'm sorry. I guess it's too late.
Excuse me, but I think I left your sunglasses in your pocket. Mind if I check?
Just because you've spent every other night of your life without me doesn't mean anything about tonight.
I found this [lace glove, rosary, etc.] on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.