Funny pick up lines

I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back..."Nice ass!"
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, clean, funny
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, nerdy, biology
I'm straight-edge but I got drunk looking at you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, cute, funny, cheesy
So, I hear you're a "service provider"?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, nerdy
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Favorite pick up line. GO!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, funny
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