I'll shock the socks off you.
I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.
Game of hide the sausage?
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Real Talk. Who would you want on your team during a zombie apocalypse?