Let's go from emailing to texting.
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Roses are red, violets are blue, wouldn't it be better if right now i were on top of you?
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
You look lovely, I would be honored if you will accompany me to a modestly priced meal at Red Lobster and then a night of romantic movies and board games.