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If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Hey, I've never kissed a mocha chocolatte brown sugar caramel kahlua toffee frappuccino dulce de leche gingerbread hershey's syrup girl before.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, nerdy, biology
Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it's just my heart pounding!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, cute
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, weird
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!
You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section – because you could melt all this stuff.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I'm about to dive into the sea...that pu-sea.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
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