I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Excuse me, would you happen to have a pen I could borrow? I need to write your phone number!
Other than me, what are you asking Santa for this year?
WAIT, don't drink that. Don't you know that makes your chest grow to twice its normal size? Oh, I'm sorry. I guess it's too late.
If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
I love you like pigs love mud.
You're so hot you make my teeth sweat...
My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.