Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
I've been thinking about you...Owl night long.
Excuse me, would you happen to have a pen I could borrow? I need to write your phone number!
My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
I was walking at my apartment complex and saw a guy trip and fall so I asked if he was ok. He said, "yeah I was just falling for you."