Funny pick up lines

Let's go from emailing to texting.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, nerdy
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy, corny, funny
Roses are red, violets are blue, wouldn't it be better if right now i were on top of you?
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, cute, weird
Your lab bench, or mine?
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cute, funny, physics, nerdy
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
You look lovely, I would be honored if you will accompany me to a modestly priced meal at Red Lobster and then a night of romantic movies and board games.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
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