When are you going to take me to dinner and buy me fancy things?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I heard that good looks can kill...So, please don't look at me. I don't wanna see you die!
I've been thinking about you...Owl night long.
Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
I see you've got arms, I've got them too! We should hook up sometime!
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I know I'm not a grocery item, but I can tell when you're checking me out.
I don't always use food pickup lines but when i do, they're extra cheesy.