Funny pick up lines

I love to watch you listen to me talk about myself.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
I'm about to dive into the sea...that pu-sea.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
How about you and I go into that darkroom over there and see what develops.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
Would you like to play my organ?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, music
You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
Hey, I've never kissed a mocha chocolatte brown sugar caramel kahlua toffee frappuccino dulce de leche gingerbread hershey's syrup girl before.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
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