I love to watch you listen to me talk about myself.
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
I'm about to dive into the sea...that pu-sea.
You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
How about you and I go into that darkroom over there and see what develops.
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
Would you like to play my organ?
You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Hey, I've never kissed a mocha chocolatte brown sugar caramel kahlua toffee frappuccino dulce de leche gingerbread hershey's syrup girl before.