Your eyes are as brown as the Hudson river.
Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I know I'm not a grocery item, but I can tell when you're checking me out.
Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
When are you going to take me to dinner and buy me fancy things?
I don't always use food pickup lines but when i do, they're extra cheesy.
You're so hot you make my teeth sweat...
If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.