Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.
I'm afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?
Do you know what is the difference between conversation and sex? No? Don't you want to go to my home and talk about it?
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
I was walking at my apartment complex and saw a guy trip and fall so I asked if he was ok. He said, "yeah I was just falling for you."
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics.
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
I want someone to look at me the way I look at the chocolate cake.
I heard that good looks can kill...So, please don't look at me. I don't wanna see you die!
I named my hard drive dat ass so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back "dat ass" up?