Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.
You look like you'd be fun to sit next to in bed with while we both stare at our phones.
I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
I think you have something on your butt. Oh wait that's just my eyes.
I'm about to dive into the sea...that pu-sea.
Your exquisite breasts have exacerbated my asthma.
Hey, I've never kissed a mocha chocolatte brown sugar caramel kahlua toffee frappuccino dulce de leche gingerbread hershey's syrup girl before.
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
Would you like to play my organ?