Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Excuse me, but I think I left your sunglasses in your pocket. Mind if I check?
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
I love you like pigs love mud.
My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
Being with you makes me want to stop studying. Almost.
If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.