I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here.
(Your place or mine?) Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
(Hey baby, what's your sign?) Do not enter.