Funny pick up lines

Your eyes are as brown as the Hudson river.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, nerdy
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty, nerdy
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I know I'm not a grocery item, but I can tell when you're checking me out.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
When are you going to take me to dinner and buy me fancy things?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
I don't always use food pickup lines but when i do, they're extra cheesy.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
You're so hot you make my teeth sweat...
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
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