Funny pick up lines

I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, nerdy
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, dirty, funny
Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute, dirty
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
(Your place or mine?) Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: funny
(Hey baby, what's your sign?) Do not enter.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: funny
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