Funny pick up lines

Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
You look like you'd be fun to sit next to in bed with while we both stare at our phones.
I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
I think you have something on your butt. Oh wait that's just my eyes.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I'm about to dive into the sea...that pu-sea.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Your exquisite breasts have exacerbated my asthma.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, nerdy
Hey, I've never kissed a mocha chocolatte brown sugar caramel kahlua toffee frappuccino dulce de leche gingerbread hershey's syrup girl before.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, weird
Would you like to play my organ?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, music
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