Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
I can't lift cuz when I see you, you make me weak.
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
I think you have something on your butt. Oh wait that's just my eyes.
Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it's just my heart pounding!
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
Are you the energizer bunny? Cause you just keep going and doing and going through my mind.