Funny pick up lines

I'm a lion: Meow.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
Can I buy you a health potion to get things in motion?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, corny, funny
Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
If I ever accidentally invite you on the date, please don't take it personally.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny, reverse
I'm on my way to your house and I feel like it's about time to confess I look nothing like the pictures I sent.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
Thanks for not lying on your online profile.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I can't taste my lips. Could you do it for me?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, clean, funny
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
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