Funny pick up lines

Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
I can't lift cuz when I see you, you make me weak.
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Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, reverse
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, corny, funny
I think you have something on your butt. Oh wait that's just my eyes.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it's just my heart pounding!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, cute
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, dirty, funny
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Are you the energizer bunny? Cause you just keep going and doing and going through my mind.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
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