Funny pick up lines

You're the woman I want to spend my life with today.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Is that a mirror in your afternoon dress? Because I can see myself in it, much to the dismay of your noble family.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...really close...
Your putt looks great in those jeans.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: funny, golf, cheesy
I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, nerdy, biology
Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it's just my heart pounding!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, cute
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
You were mint for me.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
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