I'm a lion: Meow.
Can I buy you a health potion to get things in motion?
Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
If I ever accidentally invite you on the date, please don't take it personally.
I'm on my way to your house and I feel like it's about time to confess I look nothing like the pictures I sent.
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
Thanks for not lying on your online profile.
I can't taste my lips. Could you do it for me?
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?