Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
(I'm in a relationship.) Let's talk about how we can get you out of that.
Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life?
Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!
WAIT, don't drink that. Don't you know that makes your chest grow to twice its normal size? Oh, I'm sorry. I guess it's too late.
I found this [lace glove, rosary, etc.] on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.
Just because you've spent every other night of your life without me doesn't mean anything about tonight.
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)