I'm in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.
Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
I'll shock the socks off you.
I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.
Game of hide the sausage?
Wanna be lab partners?
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?