Funny pick up lines

I just called an ambulance because you made my heart skip a beat.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
I know I'm not a grocery item, but I can tell when you're checking me out.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Just because you've spent every other night of your life without me doesn't mean anything about tonight.
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Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, nerdy
Excuse me, but I think I left your sunglasses in your pocket. Mind if I check?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I heard that good looks can kill...So, please don't look at me. I don't wanna see you die!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
You're so hot you make my teeth sweat...
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Is you name Daniel? Because you got me like Damnnnnmmnn.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I see you've got arms, I've got them too! We should hook up sometime!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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