My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.
I don't know what Quidditch position you play, but you sure look like a keeper.
Excuse me, would you happen to have a pen I could borrow? I need to write your phone number!
Excuse me, but I think I left your sunglasses in your pocket. Mind if I check?
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
I've been thinking about you...Owl night long.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
I don't always use food pickup lines but when i do, they're extra cheesy.