Funny pick up lines

I finished law school and I'm not in debt.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, funny
Baby, is this building's air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?
I Have Raisins How About a Date.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.
I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, funny
Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
I'm in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, nerdy, clean
How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, cute, funny, reverse
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