I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!
Hey Girl, Do you love water? That means you love 80% of me!
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Whew! You're hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Let's drag out this excruciatingly ill-fated romance until there isn't even a remote possibility of salvaging a friendship.
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back..."Nice ass!"
Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion
Hey Girl, You could spam me all night and I still wouldn't unsubscribe.