Funny pick up lines

I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!
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Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
Hey Girl, Do you love water? That means you love 80% of me!
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute, dirty
Whew! You're hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.
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Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, funny
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Let's drag out this excruciatingly ill-fated romance until there isn't even a remote possibility of salvaging a friendship.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, reverse
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back..."Nice ass!"
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, clean, funny
Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: funny
Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, cheesy, clean
Hey Girl, You could spam me all night and I still wouldn't unsubscribe.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, clean, cute, funny
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