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You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
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Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
Hi, I have big feet.
I know I'm not a grocery item, but I can tell when you're checking me out.
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Excuse me, but I think I left your sunglasses in your pocket. Mind if I check?
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Excuse me, would you happen to have a pen I could borrow? I need to write your phone number!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I heard that good looks can kill...So, please don't look at me. I don't wanna see you die!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
Do you know what is the difference between conversation and sex? No? Don't you want to go to my home and talk about it?
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
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