Funny pick up lines

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, science
Date a bassist. We don't mind going down low.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty, funny
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny, reverse
My part is hard. Maybe you can help me with it.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty, funny
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Your breasts must be made of sand…because I want to bury my head in them.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I wanna get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard...so, you wanna go running?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Those clothes look uncomfortable...Need me to cut them off for you?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, funny
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