Funny pick up lines

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Where do astronauts hang out?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
You must be going to hell, because it's a sin to look that good.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy, cute, funny
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It's the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I can't taste my lips. Could you do it for me?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
Let's go from emailing to texting.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, nerdy
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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