Funny pick up lines

Let's try having sex before we rush into dating.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, nerdy, reverse
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
I'd like to be one of the unhealthy things you pust inside your body this weekend.
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, cute, nerdy, funny
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, funny, reverse
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse, weird
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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