Funny pick up lines

Id I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Saying while walking away: Your good looks don't intimidate me.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
I want to do unspeakable things to you. Or we can have a dinner.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, weird
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
If my love was an ocean, it would take two planes to cross it.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, nerdy, reverse
Let's try having sex before we rush into dating.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, nerdy, reverse
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