Let's do it kitty style.
I'm sorry but I have to tell you what people say behind your back... luxury ass!
I'm straight-edge but I got drunk looking at you.
(Guy holding out hand): Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?
I'd take all the chairs away just to have you sit on my face tonight.
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
(While holding a flower) Hi. I was just showing this rose what beautiful looks like.
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.