Funny pick up lines

There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: engineering, funny, nerdy
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Hey Girl, Do you love water? That means you love 80% of me!
[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
Whew! You're hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, funny
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: funny
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