Funny pick up lines

Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny, weird
I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: funny
Come into my office and take off your pants.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny
Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
Roses are red, violets are blue, wouldn't it be better if right now i were on top of you?
78.68 % 30 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
78.68 % 30 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
78.68 % 30 votes
Pick up line: funny
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
78.68 % 30 votes
Pick up line: funny, cheesy
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics.
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