Funny pick up lines

I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, weird
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
They say swimming promotes good body posture and fluid movements, but have you ever noticed how the ducks walk?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: funny
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, reverse
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anybody else.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it's just my heart pounding!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, cute
Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: funny, reverse
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