Funny pick up lines

I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, funny
Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
I'm in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, nerdy, clean
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, cute, funny
I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, nerdy, cheesy, funny
Game of hide the sausage?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, creepy, dirty, funny
Wanna be lab partners?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, funny
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse
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