Funny pick up lines

Date a bassist. We don't mind going down low.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty, funny
Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call myself.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, science
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
78.68 % 30 votes
Pick up line: funny
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
78.68 % 30 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
Roses are red, violets are blue, wouldn't it be better if right now i were on top of you?
78.68 % 30 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
78.68 % 30 votes
Pick up line: funny, cheesy
Excuse me, but I think I left your sunglasses in your pocket. Mind if I check?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
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