I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies!
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
I'm in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.
Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.
Game of hide the sausage?
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?