Funny pick up lines

Game of hide the sausage?
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: tinder, creepy, dirty, funny
Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
Your lab bench, or mine?
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cute, funny, physics, nerdy
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, dirty, funny
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I lost my number can I borrow yours.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
I envy your lipstick.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
You must be Windows Vista because you've got me feeling so unstable.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: science, cheesy, funny
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