I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
They say swimming promotes good body posture and fluid movements, but have you ever noticed how the ducks walk?
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anybody else.
Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it's just my heart pounding!
Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)
Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?