Game of hide the sausage?
Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
I lost my number can I borrow yours.
You must be Windows Vista because you've got me feeling so unstable.